1. First of all, where are all the Muslim brothers rushing to the aid of the people in the flood? Why, I’m pretty sure (no evidence mind you) that they’ve outspent themselves on terrorism by at least, lets be fair, 1000:0.01? The Muslims are looking to the Christian world to save their soggy asses? There are 1.5 billion Muslims so at a rate of $1 a week per Muslim, the flooded brothers would be fed, dried out and rebuilt in no time. And now they wonder why the aid ain’t coming from the West, excuse me but (duh)? But I can certainly understand why they would not want it coming from the “infidels”, why I am sure it would be an honor to die a martyr’s starvation or cholera death than to take a Red Cross Package from Christians right? Wait, no, really? REALLY? You mean that the Muslims are willing to accept aid from the unclean West? I am pretty freakin’ confused, someone clear this up for me please. It’s OK to kill us AND to take our assistance in time of need?
2. Seriously folks (Christians), this is an opportunity to show what Christians are made of to about 6 million muslims in terrible crisis (that’s about 4% of the Muslims in the world, not a bad audience!) So let’s step up to the plate huh? Let’s all chip in what we chipped in for Haiti or more. Now is the time to live the Word, to do what Jesus would have encouraged us to do, turn the other cheek and demonstrate that we are willing to be more charitable to our enemies than they would ever expect (or even want perhaps).
3. I know, some diplomats would say that Pakistan isn’t our enemy, but they’re just being diplomatic political appointees and are lying to us. I know that many people think Pakistan is sheltering Bin Laden, or his corpse. Where is the sheik of bullshit anyway, now that his “peeps” need him so much? Where is the Cave-Productions video tape Binny Baby telling your people to thrown down American aid and starve like good Muslims? Where is your plea to the Muslim world to spare your brothers (’cause you certainly don’t care how many sisters go down for the third time).
4. Remember Chistians, there are young hearts and young minds who will see every packaged stamped “USA”. They will remember who came to their aid, and it won’t be a bloody crescent or a C2-wrapped teenager looking for glory and an eternity with virgins now will it? At least not so far, it seems that paying for bombs has tapped the terrorists out. It seems that their God isn’t as concerned with mercy as Jesus was, so let’s step up and do the right thing Christians! Let’s make a difference without expecting anything in return, that’ll show ‘em what we’re really made of (seriously, it will). Give here to the Red Cross!


